A Valentine's Day episode: lovesick Roland the Troll returns, still determined to win Sabrina's love, but now he is the Equalizer, empowered to punish Sabrina for any misuse of her magic; and finding Sabrina trying to help Valerie attract the attention of brash but apparently uninterested Ken, he uses his authority to steal Sabrina's heart and carry her off to the Other Realm. Desperate for Valentine's Day dates, Zelda and Hilda summon Cupid, only to discover that he is depressed and has lost his belief in love - until Hilda makes him laugh and is aghast to discover that he is now Mr. Kraft's rival for her reluctant affections.

SG-1 goes to a planet but are knocked out right away. They wake up and decide to go back to Earth but something is wrong with them and they find out that they aren't exactly themselves anymore.

A trip to the solicitors for Baz finds herself being held hostage by an angry man as Elliot arranges a self defence course for several staff members.

Jonathan is lumbered with baby-sitting Adam's sister Kitty, and ends up taking her to a badger watch with Maddy. But Kitty ends up seeing more than just badgers in the woods... .But how can a man who apparently committed suicide be seen killing a woman three weeks later..?