Stardate 48423.2: While talking with Odo, Kira is approached by an interested party who would like to become better acquainted with her. Wanting nothing to do with the man, Kira tells him that Odo is her lover. However, the man will not be placated so easily. In the Gamma Quadrant, the rest of the crew, aboard the Defiant, explore a star system with no planets. However, a presence within the system peaks their curiosity. Closer examination brings out a planet from the darkness of space.

Who da man? Not Will, who questions his manhood when Lisa drops a thug who knocked him down.

A radio DJ leads a contest for hidden treasure on the beach, which brings a flood of treasure hunters to the beach- including Matt and C.J. who are swept up in the frenzy.

Unbeknownst to Miles, Corky classifies a Saturday night dinner with him as a date. When he does find out, first he isn't interested, but then changes his mind.