Sketches include "The Inaugural Gala," "Jiffy Express," "It's Pat," "Subway Transit Authority," "The Bathroom Attendant," "In or Out of the Cab," "Deep Thoughts," "Bush's Farewell," "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer," and "Insane Deer Hunter."
An archaeologist dies of a heart attack shortly after opening an ancient Egyptian tomb, but his widow thinks there is dirty work at the crossroads and calls in Poirot. Poirot dismisses the idea of a mummy's curse, and by risking his own life he smokes out a murderer.