The Queen of Cons, Zera, convinces Gabrielle to base a play on her adventures with Xena, with the hidden motive of running off with the production's investment money.
Sketches include "E! Oscar Pre-Show," "Celebrity Jeopardy," "Banana Republic," "Fun With Real Audio: The '74 Oscars" (cartoon), "Antonio Banderas," "Dog Show," "VH1," and "Terrence and Lucy Maddox."