Francis goes AWOL from military school and comes home to get together with his ditzy girlfriend, so they can get away forever. She turns out to be a thief who doesn't pay attention to Francis. So he hides in the backyard while Malcolm (who is the only one who nows he is there) tries to make excuses to Dewey for whats in the backyard.
After winning the chance for his photo to appear on a Duff beer calendar, but losing out when the calendar appears with stickers covering his face, Moe gets a face lift. The resulting surgery makes him handsome and then Moe takes revenge on those who wronged him because of his looks in the past, including the producer of a soap opera. Of course his new looks get him the part, until he and Homer become privy to some plot lines that threaten to write him out of the show. In anticipation, they decide to go out "in a blaze of sour grapes".
Frustrated with having to obey Hank's house rules, Luanne moves out and rents a house across the street with three other college students. In trying to get her selfish housemates to help out and pay the bills, she finds herself becoming more like Hank.
The Lone Gunmen call Mulder and Scully to a virtual reality development lab where they learn that one of the program testers was killed inside the computer generated game environment by the digital image of a woman. Needing to get his yah-yah's, Mulder enters the game to fight the woman, but Scully must step in to save him.
After A.J. crashes his mother's car and begins denouncing God and the Catholic Church, Tony has about had it. However, Dr. Melfi tells him that it's natural for him to act this way at his age and that he has finally discovered that he is the one responsibly for all his actions. Pussy has been asked by the Feds to wear a wire to A.J'.s confirmation Meanwhile, Christopher once again has been slacking in his responsibilities and Tony is more than upset when he finds out he has been hanging out with a filmmaker instead and he asks him to make a choice immediately.
When Bender goes to the movies, he ends up wrestling around to get a better view. While brawling, he gets discovered and signs on as the featured attraction in the brutal Ultimate Robot Fighting League -- with some knock-out results.
Daniel is convinced that the child Patricia is carrying is his. Daniel asks Patricia to leave the country and tells her that he has already found her a job in New York.
