After Joan stands up for one of her classmates being bullied, an embarrassing picture of Joan, taken with a picture phone, is rapidly spread around school. God instructs Joan to join the band. Will must deal with an elderly driver who accidentally killed several people.

The battle between Al and Number 66 is interrupted by the appearance of Scar. As the three square off, Number 66 triggers an explosion that causes yet more trouble for everyone involved. Meanwhile, Ed and Number 48 have reached the deepest parts of the Fifth Laboratory. Now, Ed faces a bigger threat as his morality is challenged by someone from his past; will he give in to the temptation of the power he has been seeking, or will he hold true to his beliefs?

O'Neil gets promoted to replace Gen. Hammond, and Anubis fleet has been destroyed. However, when a highly decorated Russian officer arrives to request being assigned to SG-1 now open fourth position, strange events begin to occur. The officer collapses and the SGC is forced into lockdown. An old nemesis has returned, and SG-1's solution to fighting him is, let's say, unique.

Mac continues to be tormented by her feelings over her having to kill Sadik Fahd, which begins to interfere with the other parts of her life - including her defense of a former Marine.

Monk and Sharona are forced to go undercover as a married couple to help out Disher when his mother marries a suspected con man.

Rated: TV-MA for Adult Content (AC) and Adult Language (AL)

Tonight's episode is Live from L.A.



Bill's panellists are:



* Kwame Kilpatrick, mayor of Detroit, Michigan

* Christine Todd Whitman, President of the EPA from 2001-2003

* Sir Ian McKellen, acclaimed actor famous for his role as Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.



Bill's other guests are:



* Ralph Nader, 3rd party spoiler

* Sandy Rios, President of Concerned Women for America. (via Satellite)

Ash's new Corphish isn't feeling well as Ash must get it to a Pok?mon Centre.

With Nikki soon to have an abortion, Roxy feels that Jim ought to know as Tally resumes taking a great interest in Simon.

A priceless porcelain figure of the mystic monk Sikoto-no disappears from a small town museum, setting off a train of tragic events. When Jonathan Creek and Carla Borrego are called in to investigate, the trail takes them deep into a mysterious wood, where a gnarled old beech tree holds the key to the puzzle.