Mitch who wants Manny back in rookie school, tries to convince the Chief that the regulations against contact lenses are out of date and unfair. The Chief decides to let Manny join rookie school again if Mitch decides to take the job as the new Captain.
Sketches include "Oprah," "Xerox Assjet 790," "The Delvecchios' New Car," "Sly's Fender Bender," "Roxbury Rocky," "Fun With Real Audio" (cartoon) "Janet Reno," "Upset Pesci," "Computer Station," "Planet Hollywood," "The Lost Deep Thoughts," "Lou's Lovely Daughters," and "More Songs I Rewrote To Honor Dead People."