Detective Eddie Brown injures his hand tackling a suspect during an arrest, and gets rushed to the hospital. Officer Philip Mercurio and his K9 follow a car with a broken window that turns out to be stolen. Officers Jimmy McGee and Pat Logan take four children away from their residence which has no heat, no electricity, and no food in the refrigerator.

Live from New York, it's... Dana Carvey and Mike Myers!



Sketches include "Wayne's World," "Schmitt's Gay Beer," "The First Black Harlem Globetrotter," "Superfans," "The Dark Side With Nat X," "Daily Affirmation," "Tales from the Barbecue," "Michael's Elevator Fan," and "Zoraida's Crush."



Public Enemy performed "Can't Truss It" and "Bring Tha Noize."