From Kansas City. A suspect slits his wrists, an officer is injured in a traffic accident and a domestic dispute involves a crack addict.

Xena must board a ship carrying prisoners when Gabrielle, in the belief she's freeing a captured Autolycus, does the same, but they're all wet when a tsunami strikes.

Live from New York, it's... Tim Meadows!



Sketches include "The Ladies' Man," "Flex," "The View," "The Zimmermans' Dinner," "Pretty Living," "The Celine Dion Show," "Prime Minister's Questions," a guest performance by Tenacious D, "Limousine Ride," and "Comic Minds."



Natalie Merchant performed "Kind & Generous."