Elliot is feeling uncomfortable using clinical terms for her patients' private parts a result of a repressed childhood and an accidental orgasm she inflicted on a patient during a pelvic exam - so Carla tries to teach her how to say "vagina" and "penis" without blushing.
Meanwhile, Dr. Cox crashes at J.D. and Turk's after taking bad advice from J.D.
Carla suggests no more sex until the wedding and Turk only comes to terms with it after learning the real meaning of romance from a patient with prostate cancer. Ultimately, Carla backs down on her own idea when she has a stressful day at work finally letting people make fun of her.
Season 3 Episode 9 of Scrubs resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic.
s03e01 - My Own American Girl
s03e02 - My Journey
s03e03 - My White Whale
s03e04 - My Lucky Night
s03e05 - My Brother, Where Art Thou?
s03e06 - My Advice to You
s03e07 - My Fifteen Seconds
s03e08 - My Friend the Doctor
s03e09 - My Dirty Secret
s03e10 - My Rule of Thumb
s03e11 - My Clean Break
s03e12 - My Catalyst
s03e13 - My Porcelain God
s03e14 - My Screw Up
s03e15 - My Tormented Mentor
s03e16 - My Butterfly
s03e17 - My Moment of Un-Truth
s03e18 - His Story II
s03e19 - My Choosiest Choice of All
s03e20 - My Fault
s03e21 - My Self-Examination
s03e22 - My Best Friend's Wedding
This half-hour comedy focuses on the bizarre experiences of fresh-faced medical intern John "J.D". Dorian as he embarks on his healing career in a surreal hospital crammed full of unpredictable staffers and patients - where humor and tragedy can merge paths at any time.
Joining the rumpled J.D. in his exhilarating brave new world are his college buddy, Chris Turk, an intern with a more elite surgical group, and J.D'.s fellow medical intern, the beautiful and driven Elliot Reid. Keeping the new interns on their toes are: the fatherly chief of medicine, Dr. Bob Kelso; the abrasive, worldly Dr. Perry Cox, and the caring but slightly jaded nurse Carla Espinosa. The hospital janitor also never seems to miss an opportunity to harass his target.