Forced to date others, Sabrina and Harvey try to ease the pain by double-dating - but Sabrina's witchly escort Dante has never been in the mortal realm before and has a very bad attitude about it, with unfortunate conquences for Harvey. Meanwhile, Hilda copes with a bizarre illness, punnitis, that puts a spin on everything she says and causes it to be taken literally.
Teal'c has nightmares about his son, and his son's impending ceremony where he too will receive a Goa'uld larva, so he decides that it is time to tell SG-1 that he had a family in Chulak (a wife and son) and that he must go back to Chulak to save his son. The rest of SG-1 decides to go with him to rescue his son.
Snow White ask the mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all and its answer is Dot. Now she's trying to make Dot uncute so she will be the cutest.