Peggy must convince Al to come home for a "nooner" in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
Apu loses his job at the Kwik-E-Mart after he sells Homer tanted meat. Homer feels bad and lets Apu live at the Simpson's home while he is unemployed. In an attempt to get his job back, Apu and Homer travel to India to talk with the head of the Kwik-E-Mart corporation. Back in Springfield, James Woods fills in Apu's position.
Frasier suggest Niles do some sexual role play with Maris, to help strenghten their relationship. When the sexual role play doesn't go as planned, Niles finds himself kicked out of the house, and over at Frasiers. He later calls Maris and they decide to have dinner and make up for what had happened. Daphne offers to prepare the dinner, and both Daphne and Niles find themselves at Maris's house, awaiting her arrivale, but then Niles learns that Maris wont be coming due to a storm. When Frasier finds out Niles and Daphne are all alone together, he hurry's to rescue them, before Niles jepordises his marrige.
Jerry tells an old college friend of Jerry and George's that George is a marine biologist. But the lie comes back to bite them when George is on the beach and is asked to save a whale. Meanwhile, Kramer has problems golfing and Elaine's pocket organizer is thrown from a limo by a Russian writer.
