Stardate: 47135.2 - An away team investigates the apparent death of Jean-Luc Picard who was supposedly killed in a bar fight. When Riker is abducted by a band of criminals who loot archaeological digs, he is shocked to find Picard alive and well, and undercover as a renegade archaeologist.

The 18 year old virgin...not! Carlton gets really lucky. His first conquest is Miss Right.

Slade has returned to Los Angeles and Summer doesn't know anything about it, until her friend Ethan tells her about it. Later when Matt sees Summer and Slade together, he gets jealous. But Summer tells him that she will tell Slade about them. Then before Summer gets the chance to tell him, Ethan tells Slade about Matt and Summer's relationship. Slade confronts Summer and she tells him the truth.

A series of on-air comments made by Peter and Murphy gets the staff forced to attend a seminar on political correctness.

A crazy movie director is millions of dollars overbudget and the CEO of Warner Brothers sends the Warners out to stop him. They help him finish his movie "The Wretched Clown".

The Goodfeathers are hired as stunt birds for an Alfred Hitchcock horror movie. They try to keep their jobs, but the move shoot turns out to be harder than they expected.