George talks about toilet paper with his girlfriend and starts to think that he's in love with her. When he tells her about his feelings, she doesn't respond at all. Elaine dates a man who paints his face for hockey games and his actions at the games offend Elaine, Jerry and a priest. Meanwhile, a monkey throws a banana at Kramer, and when he throws it back, the monkey becomes depressed.
Susan is forced into the role of parent when Chloe gives birth and both Chloe and her mother, Cookie, shirk responsibility. Doug is surprised and a bit frightened when Diane suggests they move in together. Unfortunately, Linda Farrell happens to be around to take advantage of his nervousness. Carter is offered the ER sub-internship but turns it down in anticipation of receiving a surgical position. Benton receives unpleasant news; his mother has died.
