The officers in Harris County, TX. respond to a call for a suspicious person, which turns into a narcotics possession case. Then, a call in Rancho Cucamonga, CA. stop a motorcyclist on a DUI charge. San Diego, CA. deputies investigate a grocery store shoplifting.

Live from New York, it's... Darrell Hammond! Sketches include "Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting," "The Fourth Jonas Brother," "The Cougar Den," "Property of the Queen" (Digital Short), "Sir Mix-a-Lot's Photoshop," "Vincent Price's Valentine's Day Special," "High-Profile Project," "Warrior Shake," "Chewable Pampers," "Virgania Horsen's Hot-Air Balloon Rides," and "Acting Techniques for Actors." The Jonas Brothers performed "Tonight" and "Video Girl."

Alex helps Harper care for a famous designer's gown during fashion week, but she accidentally ruins it. In order to repair the gown, she must use magic to fix things.

Mitchell makes the acquaintance of a 12-year old and his mother. He reminds him of his own childhood. But things do not turn out that well when the kid sees him as a vampire. As for George, he decides to tell Nina of his status as a werewolf. Annie tries to deal with what she learned about Owen.