(Fort Worth, TX - 10:48 PM Traffic Stop) East Division - Officer Michael Martinez has worked in four departments in the zero tolerance units with good people. He questions two male suspects and a prostitute riding in the same car, and when the driver suddenly pulls away, Martinez gives chase and observes as the male suspects abandon the woman on a dangerous stretch of the interstate. In Chattanooga, Tennessee, Officer Pendygraft stops and questions a suspect who claims he was on his way to a friend's house, but during a routine search, the officer uncovers a large quantity of marijuana crammed into the suspect's pants. #1418. 11/31/01
Sketches include "George W. Bush's 'You Might Be A Terrorist...'," "Preparation H," "Muchas Iglesias," "The Baseball Wives," "Store Clerk's Musical Masseur," "Dissing Your Dog," "Derek Jeter's Taco Hole," "Dealing With Mom and Dad," "Osama's Pep Talk," "Male Perms," "The SNL Christmas Song," and "My Big Thick Novel."
Shakira performs "Wherever, Whenever"; Bubba Sparxxx performs "Ugly" and "Lovely."
Rachel and Adam are desperate about the adoption's agency decision regarding Laura. Pete develops first interests in his new house guest and Karen returns to work and is surprised in her new boss.
