Passaic County, NJ - Corporal Anthony Damiano pulls over a car seen leaving a known drug area, and persuades the two occupants to admit buying heroin. Riverside County, CA - Deputy Matthew Sims stops to investigate a car without working tail lights, and another officer notices one of the three occupants smells like marijuana. Wichita, KS - Officer Javier Guete sees a car at a known drug house and waits until it leaves before stopping the driver for having a cracked windshield.
Sketches include "Bush's Preparation," "Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover," "Jarret's Room," "Harry Potter," "Billy Joel's Car Ride," "Debbie Downer," "Club Traxx," "Kaitlin's Sleepover," and "The Adult Movie Awards."
Usher performed "Yeah" (with Ludacris) and "Burn."
Dewey is about to make an I.Q. test that will determine if he'll be in the normal class, the Krelboyne class for smart children or the "special" class. Since Malcolm knows that Krelboyne's are always annoyed by their normal classmates, he convinces Dewey to get horrible results. However, the results are really awful and he is sent to the special class for Emotionally Disturbed Kids.
When Lois and Hal force a reluctant Dewey into the humiliation of door-to-door candy bar selling, Dewey adopts underhand tactics to get through the unbearable task. He tells each one of his neighbors all profits will go to good causes - and sales go through the roof.
Meanwhile, Malcolm and Stevie are wracking their brains on an impossible science experiment.
