(3:02 AM, Pierce County Sheriff's Department, South Hill Precinct, Traffic Stop, Deputy Erik Clarkson) Deputy Clarkson spots an El Camino driving erratically and attempts to make a stop.
(11:21 PM, Lakewood Police Department, Noise Complaint, Deputy Dan Wulick) While en route to a noise complaint, Deputy Wulick sees smoke coming from down the road.
(2:23 AM, Lakewood Police Department, Fight in Progress, Deputy Joe Kolp) A man in a verbal argument is struck by a van.
Xena and Gabrielle try to help two warring African tribes unite against their Roman enemies and Gabrielle must live with herself when she accidently takes the life of an unarmed young man.
When Batman tries to capture an eight-foot-tall gorilla that's on the loose, he's surprised at the extremely intelligent decisions it makes in order to escape. During the chase, he encounters two zoologists from Gotham State University, who say that it's their gorilla -- named Fingers -- who has escaped. Following a hunch, Batman investigates at the zoology department and discovers the scientists were using methyl glycose (the compound used for splicing) to add human DNA to Fingers for better intelligence tests.
Batman must now find a giant, smart gorilla that's only getting smarter, and who has an unexplained hatred of noted conservationist James van Dyle.
Sketches include "A Glimpse of our Possible Future: Bush," "TRL," "A Glimpse of our Possible Future: Gore," "Goth Talk: The Blair Witch Tour," "TV Funhouse: The All-New Adventures of Mr. T," "The Seven Year Itch," "Bedtime Stories," "A Glimpse of our Possible Future: Nader," "The DeMarco Brothers," "Robert Goulet," and "Buena Vista Social Club."
