Major Kawalsky has been taken over by a Goa'uld and everyone is trying to save him. Teal'c is in trouble because the American government isn't sure that they can trust him. Plus there are a lot of people interested in studying him without worrying about his life.
Beavis and Butt-head attempt to start their own garage band, with a little help from Mr. Van Driessen. They even choose a band name and line up a gig. But, since they are Beavis and Butt-head, their band breaks up in its first day of existence, so all they have are the memories.