Stardate: 47829.1 Capt. Picard receives the disturbing news that he has a son he didn't know he had, and that someone who is seeking revenge on Picard plans to kill him. Picard learns this news from the person who is seeking revenge, as Picard is responsible for the death of his son. Picard must find the son he didn't know he had, before the Ferengi DaiMon Bok can.

Say, homie, could you do me a favor? Just-married Jazz makes a surprising request of Will.

Poison Ivy appears to have gone straight and become suburban homemaker, nevertheless Batman suspects her of a series of plant based crimes in Gotham City.

When the Baywatch gang find out that their jobs are in jeopardy due to budget cuts, everyone decide to volunteer as civilian lifeguards. At the same time on the beach, a couple named David and Julia is having a romantic time. When David proposes to Julia, the engagement ring falls into the water. David dives in after the ring, but the onrushing tide forces a rock to fall down on his hand and he is trapped.

Peter returns to town and he and Murphy pick up right where they left off. Back at her place, Murphy delays the inevitable.

Wandering into an education center for the free food, Beavis and Butt-head join a figure-drawing class and gawk at the nude model. Even the nachos can't tear them away, until the male models come in.

Slappy takes Skippy out trick-or-treating along a block that includes all her old enemies.

Rita and Runt are in Salem during the infamous Salem Witch trials. Rita is accused of being a witch and is hunted for it. When she is caught, she is about to be drowned when Runt manages to help her to escape.

In a parody of a scene from the play MacBeth by William Shakespeare, Dot Warner, Slappy Squirrel, and Hello Nurse play three witches chanting over a cauldron. Yakko provides an interpretation for Shakespeare's dialogue.